What does every parent do at their child's first birthday party? Strip the babe down to their diaper, get out the camera, gather the guests and get ready to sing "Happy Birthday", right? My child is
Mom leave me alone I am fine and your attempts at icing my hand just piss me off.
So when you think the worse thing to happen at the First Birthday is needing to hose off the chair and baby because they are covered in crumbs and icing; keep dreaming up scenarios. Kids keep you on your toes and watch out or you will feel like biggest mom failure around. Trust me.