Dear Lagging Baby Weight,
It has come to my attention that you would really like stay with me. I really can't blame you. I am a good time and when I try... we can be pretty cute. However, the dimpling, jiggling skin around my mid-drift is really starting to get on my nerves.
You see it is summertime and I would like to put on my summer wear and feel good in it. I know with you, we can fit into most clothes. But, fitting isn't really my goal. I want to look good in them. I need to look good. So if you could do me a favor and stop hanging on for dear life I would appreciate it.
I promise you will get a chance to come back for awhile but for now I really need you to go away. Please let go.