Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Let's go hoppin'

Hormonal Imbalances

Well it's Tuesday which means it time to blog hop! If this is your first time here, I am so glad you stopped by. Today, our hot word is HANDCUFFS.
::Cough, clears throat::
Now get your head out of the gutter... I know what you were thinking. When I first met my husband he was living alone but a month after we met he decided to move in with a friend. The hubs and I were a hot item from the moment we met and by the time it was time for him to move we were inseparable. I, being the super, awesome girlfriend I was, realized that this move was not going to happen if I didn't help. So I dawned my super girlfriend cape, helped him gather boxes and started to organize the packing of his place. He was bachelor in his mid-20's with a dog... I will let you envision the state of his place. It was a mess, it was cluttered, there was trash and there was important stuff. As I am going through the bedside table packing it up, I open a draw and remove handcuffs. My face curls into a frown as I walk to the living room to demand an explanation of their presence. I was ready to yell, why I do not know. I am female, I have a jealous streak.
The hubs then proceeds to tell me that he was member of the Loss Prevention Team at Bloomingdale's while in school. My jaw drops as I managed to giggle out, "You were a Mall Cop?"
"Yes, but we prefer to call it Loss Prevention."
And that my friends is when I realized that I just fallen in love with a former Mall Cop.
But he is an awfully cute one.

Hormonal Imbalances


Pamela said...

Question! Shouldn't the link be cleared every week and a new top nine be added? I'm already following these lovlies and it would be nice to have a new set every week? Just askin'!

Captain Cleavage said...

lol I pink puffy heart mall cops!!!

But i was not aware they carried hand cuffs...makes them a little bit hotter in my opinion!

Cindy @ This Adventure, Our Life said...

LOL! I think the term Mall Cop has gotten a bit funnier with the new movies and those ride on things (segways?)!

Anonymous said...

They are not mall cops! They are loss prevention engineers ::wink::
I am still racking my brain to think of a handcuff story!


angela said...

So funny! And I know it's a different post, but if your lagging baby weight could take mine away with yours, I'd appreciate it!