Thursday, April 28, 2011

You know your pregnant when

You stand in front of an open fridge and freezer because you are that overheated

You sit down on the ground to watch your son play on his swing set only to realize that you may not be able to get back up. 

Your son sleeps with you and your husband and instead of loving the family time you contemplate moving rooms because you are not only being kicked from the inside, someone on the outside is kicking you too!

Life pisses you off. Seriously, life is on my sh*t list today. 

You are starving and nauseated at the same time. 

Don't you wish you pregnant?? 
Honestly, I am super thankful that I can not only make a baby with ease. I carry them with little issues but seriously y'all its hard work this business of baking a baby. 

Men have it way too easy, way too easy. 


~*Jess*~ said...

Honey, I sat in my baby shower yesterday and was sweating my ass off. So grateful that no one had a camera because they'd see my greasy, dripping face in the agency newsletter.

I understand your pain :( I feel so boring. My kid has literally learned the word "exhausted" in the last few weeks from me because I say it so much.

I'm wondering why the nausea and lack of hunger is coming back. It's big fun. Maybe consolation prize to help lose some of the weight?


Mrs EyeCanSee said...

My husband said we should have 4 or 5 more....I said only if you're carrying the next ones! HA!

Maegan said...

I love this post - brings back memories. When I was 8 months pregnant I had to sleep on a blow up mattress for 2 nights. OMG the struggle to get up 5 million times a night to pee ... ah, good times.

Hope life is on your good list tomorrow :)