::Cough, clears throat::
Now get your head out of the gutter... I know what you were thinking. When I first met my husband he was living alone but a month after we met he decided to move in with a friend. The hubs and I were a hot item from the moment we met and by the time it was time for him to move we were inseparable. I, being the super, awesome girlfriend I was, realized that this move was not going to happen if I didn't help. So I dawned my super girlfriend cape, helped him gather boxes and started to organize the packing of his place. He was bachelor in his mid-20's with a dog... I will let you envision the state of his place. It was a mess, it was cluttered, there was trash and there was important stuff. As I am going through the bedside table packing it up, I open a draw and remove handcuffs. My face curls into a frown as I walk to the living room to demand an explanation of their presence. I was ready to yell, why I do not know. I am female, I have a jealous streak.
The hubs then proceeds to tell me that he was member of the Loss Prevention Team at Bloomingdale's while in school. My jaw drops as I managed to giggle out, "You were a Mall Cop?"
"Yes, but we prefer to call it Loss Prevention."
And that my friends is when I realized that I just fallen in love with a former Mall Cop.
But he is an awfully cute one.
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1. | Diana @Hormonal Imbalances | 23. | Tales of the Wife | |
2. | Chelsie @Forever&After | 24. | Emily | |
3. | Krista @ Not Mommy of the Year | 25. | Gordon Casada | |
4. | Laura @Melodramamma | 26. | Natalie | |
5. | Cindy @This Adventure Our Life | 27. | Brynn | |
6. | Metta @365 Days: 30 + Mommyhood | 28. | Jess | |
7. | Alice @Life With Vivian | 29. | Angela | |
8. | LA @The Reel Life | 30. | Cristin | |
9. | Amy @Rumble in the Kitchen | 31. | Sara | |
10. | Belle's Butterfly Dreams | 32. | My Trendy Tykes | |
11. | justine | 33. | Ben and Carrie Tracks | |
12. | Katie | 34. | Michelle | |
13. | Angie | 35. | chelsea | |
14. | Goober Grape & Monkey Man | 36. | Tyesha Brow | |
15. | Ms Diva | 37. | Kristin | |
16. | Christina | 38. | 2 Much Testosterone | |
17. | papoe | 39. | My Momma Drama | |
18. | 2 Much Testosterone | 40. | Lisa | |
19. | Jess@Straight Talk | 41. | Holly | |
20. | Monkey Butt Junction | 42. | vivian | |
21. | Janelle | 43. | Tempest Teapot | |
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5 comments:
Question! Shouldn't the link be cleared every week and a new top nine be added? I'm already following these lovlies and it would be nice to have a new set every week? Just askin'!
lol I pink puffy heart mall cops!!!
But i was not aware they carried hand cuffs...makes them a little bit hotter in my opinion!
LOL! I think the term Mall Cop has gotten a bit funnier with the new movies and those ride on things (segways?)!
They are not mall cops! They are loss prevention engineers ::wink::
I am still racking my brain to think of a handcuff story!
Lisa
So funny! And I know it's a different post, but if your lagging baby weight could take mine away with yours, I'd appreciate it!
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